Thinking to yourself, "I’m way too awkward for a photoshoot with Ash?"
👉🏻 Pause for a second—hear me out! 👈🏻
When you arrive for your session and we’re just about to finish hair and makeup, here’s what I’ll tell you:
I’ll forget how to talk. Words will literally escape me. Your elbow might become your knee, or I might just mutter, “Mmhmm... that works.”
I’ll likely bump into something (probably my own head) at least three times. Don’t worry, I’ll curse, laugh, and keep going—no big deal!
I’ll have a conversation with my lights and plants. It’s my version of pre-session pep talks, but hey, sometimes we fight!
You’ll hear my knees protesting. As I demonstrate the poses, I’ll probably grunt a little (I’m definitely out of shape). But hey, if I can do it, you totally can too!
And, yes... I’ll say things like:
"Give yourself a wedgie!"
"Deep breath in and out through your mouth."
"Do it again!"
"If Jesus can't see your booty, it's not high enough!"
"Tits up!"
"Chin forward!"
Want to hear something funny?
A few years ago, at one of my first neon sessions in our old home studio, I was totally hyped about the creative lighting I was setting up. I thought, "Why not make it even more fun with candles?"
Fast forward to about 20 minutes into the session, I was in my usual leggings (because, let’s be honest, it’s all about comfort), and suddenly, I felt a sharp burning pain right in my butt crack.
I yelped, jumped up, and slapped my booty. Turns out, I burned a hole in my pants—right where it counts!
But, guess what? We finished that shoot, laughing the entire time, with me rocking a brand-new "peephole" in my pants. No awkward moment left behind!
So, if you think you’re awkward—imagine how much fun we can have together! 🙌
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